Thursday, March 13, 2008

Imbeciles?

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Poor men. They never could quite crack the code as to why women behave in such an elliptical fashion.

Why is it that they cannot comprehend the subtleties, delicate shadings and multiple layers of an argument? Everything needs to be spelled out for them. It’s like before even starting a conversation, they need to be furnished with a comprehensive Definition of Terms and Memorandum of Understanding for them to grasp the point and say anything other than duh. Can they not understand that even a pause can be nuanced; that tangential questions are asked to elicit truthful answers; and that statements uttered in a not-so-matter-of-fact manner can be simultaneously cryptic and clear? If everything is in black or white, then what do we need rainbows for?

A man once claimed, “We are not insensitive; we are just imbeciles.” Sometimes, I can’t help but agree with him.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Women are analog and men are digital.

The problem with analog is, it is very susceptible to noise.

Let S=signal and N=noise

S/N=Meaningful Information

Therefore more noise means degraded meaningful information.

'Nuff said. :)

Angeli said...

..duh..

:)

Anonymous said...

Men are imbeciles but women still live in phallocentric world. :)

Lisa Simpson said so. :)

Angeli said...

so are you admitting that men, indeed, are imbeciles? :)

if we live in a phallocentric world, why do we call this planet Mother Earth? :)

Anonymous said...

Elementary my dear, earth is a subset of WORLD. :)

Angeli said...

and who's the imbecile now? me!!! hahahahahahahahahah

Anonymous said...

Newton's third law of motion.

For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. :)

Angeli said...

in my book, there's only one law:

You can show cleavage OR legs but not both at the same time.

:)

 
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